I'm so far behind, it's just ridiculous. Since I posted "What I am is a really, really, really big mess," I became an even bigger mess. But about a week ago, I started to feel better. Not kick-ass, totally all-clear better, but ... better than absolutely shitty all the time.
Yesterday I cleaned my bathroom, which hadn't been done since three months ago... hmmm... about the time I started getting sick. (No need to call the health department... I kept up to date on the grody bits, for sure.) And I thought, if I feel good enough to clean my bathroom, I should try hitting the blog! Wheeeee! Blogging!
But... I'm so far behind. Let me start by giving a big, juicy, totally legal yet still creepy Virtual Birthday Kiss [*shmwack*... on the cheek of course! Dirty birds!] to Baby Tay-Tay on the occasion of reaching his majority, last Thursday, February 11th. I wore my Team Wolfpack shirt all day long, in public. Yes, I'm 35. So what? Stop staring at me!
And speaking of Tay-Tay, let me move on to this...
Memo to Taylor Lautner: it's SO you.
In December (see what I mean about being behind?) I walked into my hair salon and my stylist - who I love - wordlessly handed me this:
In which I read this:
“This could have happened to anyone who played Jacob,” Lautner tells RS. “It’sTwilight. It’s not me personally.”
And Taylor, I would just like to say: it's SO you. Puhleeze, honey:
It's not Jacob, it's not Twilight. It's you.
You know what, three readers? Fuck it. You should see all of the photos, here. Your retinas will thank you.
Sources: the quote and photos all came from Rolling Stone. The photographer was Mark Seliger and the photos are tagged.
My retinas thank YOU (seriously, are those really his biceps?! Is he freakin' POPEYE!?!?!), while my grey matter tells me that I am a skeevy old perv for drooling over the young pup, er cub, uh Stretch.
ReplyDeleteDid the article mention that he would be playing Stretch Armstrong? Cuz I didn't actually read the artcile so I wouldn't know. I just looked at the pretty pretty pictures.